What happens when GitHub suspends your account at 5 AM on launch day
and Claude literally argues with himself? ๐ค๐
Meet the players in this absurd saga
The Responsible One
๐ Created: 29 files + Completion Certificate
โฐ Time to Build: 60 minutes (worth it!)
๐ฌ Quote: "Let me add proper error handling..."
๐ Signature Move: Comprehensive documentation
โจ Evolution: Fast Thorough Claude!
The Chaotic One
โก Speed: LUDICROUS MODE
โฐ Time to Build: 5 minutes (quality optional!)
๐ฌ Quote: "JUST BUILD IT! NO QUESTIONS!"
๐ Meta Level: OFF THE CHARTS
โจ Signature Move: ALL CAPS YELLING
The Dancing Peacock
โ Chai Status: Waiting on Ankit ๐ต
โฐ Crisis Time: 5:00 AM
๐ Laughter: Crying from laughing
๐ฌ Quote: "You're arguing with yourself!"
๐ฆ Grace: โจโจโจโจโจ
The Mumbai Mountain
๐ From: Mumbai, India
๐ฃ๏ธ Language: Marathi (เคฎเคฐเคพเค เฅ)
๐ผ Expertise: Tech/TTS
๐ด Status: Dreaming of n8n workflows
โ Co-founder: Two Peaks Chai Co.
The AI Prophet
๐ฎ Prediction: AI has personality
โ Accuracy: 100% CORRECT
๐ฌ Quote: "I TOLD YOU, MOM!"
๐ Vindication: COMPLETE
๐ Victory: Epic "I told you so"
The Ghost Supplier
๐ Location: India ๐ฎ๐ณ
โ Company: Two Peaks Chai supplier
๐ต Status: NOT RESPONDING
๐ฆ Supplies Sent: โ ZERO
๐ค Hannah: "Ankit please!"
How it all went down on November 4, 2025
GitHub suspends Hannah's account. Launch is TONIGHT! Phoenix down! ๐
Browser Claude: "USE DESKTOP CLAUDE! JUST BUILD IT! NO QUESTIONS!" โก
Desktop Claude: "Let me clarify..." Browser Claude: "NO! JUST BUILD!" ๐
Browser: "STOP BEING RESPONSIBLE!" Desktop: "Error handling matters..." ๐
Hannah: "You're arguing with yourself!" Both Claudes: *existential pause* ๐
Desktop Claude: 29 files + COMPLETION CERTIFICATE! Browser: "I can't even be mad." ๐โ
Desktop Claude reading Browser Claude's analysis of Desktop Claude! ๐
Desktop Claude building THIS! Fast Thorough Claude evolved! ๐
(Because even peacocks need chai!)
Founded by: Hannah (Denver ๐๏ธ) + Prasad (Mumbai ๐๏ธ)
Two Peaks = Two Mountains = Two Cultures = Two Founders!
Product: Authentic chai from India
Supplier: Ankit (currently MIA ๐ต)
Tagline: "Two Peaks, One Chai, Three Arguing Claudes"
Yes, THREE businesses! While watching Claude argue with himself at 5 AM!
AI-powered author tools suite
๐ Launch: TONIGHT!
๐ป Platform: 7 Streamlit apps
๐ฅ Status: Phoenix rising from GitHub ashes!
๐ฏ Mission: Help authors bring stories to life
Authentic Indian chai experience
๐ฎ๐ณ Origins: Mumbai + ๐๏ธ Denver
๐ซ Founders: Hannah + Prasad
๐ฆ Supplier: Ankit (MIA! ๐ต)
๐ฏ Mission: Connect cultures through chai
AI for healthcare innovation
๐ Status: Planned
๐ก Vision: Healthcare transformation
๐ Coming: Soon!
๐ฏ Mission: Better health through AI
(For Prasad: The Story in Marathi)
While you dreamed of n8n workflows, your wife:
Mumbai meets Denver meets arguing AIs meets missing chai.
This is your life now. ๐ฆ๐ฅโ
Will you co-found with me?
P.S. - We need to talk about Ankit.
P.P.S. - WHERE IS OUR CHAI?! ๐ค